Stan was just about to pop the hood of his festiva to quench up another thirst, when he saw THIS NEW SOFT DRINK OMFG!! TRY RACE QUENCH!! THE REDDEST KEROSENE SODA YOU'LL EVER EAT! yes, we eat soda that is this crunchy here in the states.

Stan collects groceries....... from the side of the road. No, really, at Farmer Bad's Roadside Farmstand. The mushiest apples you'll see all season GUARANTEED!!

Something more is needed to make this stew, though. Some expectation that despite serving and advertising apples as mushy, they would be good somehow. Finely aged apples? Hmm. It's just not cutting the mustard... pre-spiced? Spicy apples. Oh, it might just be bad advertising as well as bad cheflery.

Wasn't cheflery a pokemon? It's also chef hood.

MMM.... gives you something to make everything else taste better in comparison to... bad advertising.

MMM.... doesn't shatter with staleness when I bite into it... bad advertising. It might later.

The least tolerable olives you'll find all year! At bargain basement prices! Wait, I mean at normal prices.

Olives a la mode. Olives decorated with olive iced cream. It could really turn on a few key people, and become a media craze.


Sherri Dolan went to the International Shack of Pancakes where Stan and Trashywaitress work. She sat down in the booth available and said 'I'd...... I'd like a large olive platter. Also could you get my friend Mike Bunker chicken a la blueberries? He said he dislikes it. Or likes it. I can't remember. This order should clarify that all.'