International Shack of Pancakes:
Stan helps a woman realize that she doesn't like yogurt, after trying to like it for years. "Stan, thank you. Your olive and pork yogurt has finally helped me realize that my goal of liking yogurt is selfish and foolhardy. I will never forget you."
Also, dropping stoned wheat thins produces wasted crackers. That journey off discovery took place in the frat, and was shared by one JS and CG. Wasted crackers forever.
And what else?
Ah, the International Bus of Pancakes. Reminiscent of Pete & Pete's bus of justice. Or somesuch. Actually, they had Busdriver Guy, while I did #35, Bus of Justice! And the bus was filled with ice, and the driver, wading inside, said, "That's brisk, baby! I mean, Justice!!" No one could get on the bus because it was filled with bags of ice. Which sequentially melted during his shift into a small pool. Well, a moderate pool. Okay, a bus filled with water to the seated shoulder. Done.
Stan helps a woman realize that she doesn't like yogurt, after trying to like it for years. "Stan, thank you. Your olive and pork yogurt has finally helped me realize that my goal of liking yogurt is selfish and foolhardy. I will never forget you."
Also, dropping stoned wheat thins produces wasted crackers. That journey off discovery took place in the frat, and was shared by one JS and CG. Wasted crackers forever.
And what else?
Ah, the International Bus of Pancakes. Reminiscent of Pete & Pete's bus of justice. Or somesuch. Actually, they had Busdriver Guy, while I did #35, Bus of Justice! And the bus was filled with ice, and the driver, wading inside, said, "That's brisk, baby! I mean, Justice!!" No one could get on the bus because it was filled with bags of ice. Which sequentially melted during his shift into a small pool. Well, a moderate pool. Okay, a bus filled with water to the seated shoulder. Done.
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