Mom was going to try some of Stan's terrible cooking, but before she could, it spoiled. Eight days in the refrigerator would turn any egg stew, except instead of eggs, birds' nests, a little rotten/challenging.

Stan has a disregard for the finer cooking practices because of his above average ability to eat and digest food. He could eat the majority of his creations, since he has an iron stomach. He could have sons on roadkill. A 17 day old cheese sandwich is finely aged cheddar to him. Even if it could cost you $1.35 and a trip to the hospital. Taxes and tip added separately.